I got to babysit at a park this afternoon and we went over to the pond and fed bread to the ducks and fish. It was actually a lot of fun.
The reality is that fat people are often supported in hating their bodies, in starving themselves, in engaging in unsafe exercise, and in seeking out weight loss by any means necessary. A thin person who does these things is considered mentally ill. A fat person who does these things is redeemed by them. This is why our culture has no concept of a fat person who also has an eating disorder. If you’re fat, it’s not an eating disorder — it’s a lifestyle change.
I’m pretty sure I’ve mastered the art of clapping my hands together and catching and killing mosquitoes.
Vaseline > Chapstick
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
The main problem with most forms of tumblr activism.
Too many people speak generally.
"Women act like…"
Everyone is different, and the best way to make a terrible point is to lump all people of one gender, race, or sexual orientation into your stereotypical box to make a point.
Plz be smart.
All the dog breeds I want are predominantly white. I am racist when it comes to dogs. I am sorry.