I have a canker sore. >:|
Multitasking is eating bacon while sitting topless while waiting for my deodorant to dry.
Stuffed peppers always look so good and I want to make them and eat them BUT I don’t like peppers.
the worst things to ever happen to fashion:
- fake pockets
- making every single shirt see through
- seriously why does it have to be see through
- what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
- it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
- and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue
I had a really weird dream that involved a road trip on our way to Disneyland, getting slapped multiple times in the face by my dad and learning that my boyfriend drinks every night to relax. At one point in the dream, we stopped at a diner for dinner and they had keto options on the menu. I ordered avocados (sliced in half) that were filled with chicken. I also ordered sushi (even though I would never eat sushi) that had cauliflower rice instead of actual rice. Staying keto even in my dreams. A+ for me.
I’m starving so I’m making broccoli to fill me up. Eating a spoonful of peanut butter in the meantime so I don’t die.
It feels really good to finally get another babysitting job.
When people put pressure on me to do something it pisses me off so much that even if I want to do the thing it makes me not want to do it just out of spite.
I had a really good weekend. Got to hang out with boyfriend. Watched Hannibal. Watched Manhunter. Watched Safety Not Guaranteed. Watched a couple episodes of It’s Always Sunny. Played video games/died many times in video games. I feel thinner/lighter/less puffy today because I usually eat less when I hang out with people (it just happens). Which means my mood today is a little better than it has been in awhile. Kinda sucks that my mood depends on how I feel and look but it’s always been like that. -shrugs- I’m glad I have a boyfriend that puts up with my stupid random moments where I get emotional/tear up for absolutely no reason. Now I’m home and I don’t know what to do which is why I’m writing this. I didn’t eat breakfast until 3:30pm today but I wasn’t really that hungry so it’s fine. I had chicken. My life is so exciting. Goodbye.
I’ve been doing keto for quite some time. Longer than the ladies (Jasmine & Cbel) who made it popular and more accepted here on tumblr. I used to keep it more hush-hush because people are judgmental and rude. It’s nice being able to be more open about it.
Also this mini rant:
Some people I follow on here who “eat keto” don’t appear to eat any vegetable matter whatsoever and I just can’t.
If you are just eating bacon and fat bombs all day you are failing at keto.
I don’t want to tell anyone how to eat but seriously:
EAT VEGETABLES GODDAMN IT.
I eat vegetables with 2 out of the 3 meals I eat a day at minimum, and I still stay under 25g net carbs so it’s not like they are going to be an issue…and also you should be building your carb intake around vegetables, yeah??
Sorry. It just bothers me greatly, like that is why low carb diets have a bad reputation. Keto is great but don’t fucking do it so horribly wrong.
YES. Thank you. I’ve wanted to scream about this on here so many times. VEGETABLES ARE IMPORTANT.
Today is stupid. I don’t like it.